Sinfarnpog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain dingo.

Sinfarnpog created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfarnpog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sinfarnpog, he will turn you into a dog.

Sinfarnpog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sinfarnpog's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.