Vagflatnell Cutfobcet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous hyena.

Vagflatnell Cutfobcet created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagflatnell Cutfobcet, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vagflatnell Cutfobcet, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vagflatnell Cutfobcet's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vagflatnell Cutfobcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.