Hogganmis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing rat.

Hogganmis created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Hogganmis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hogganmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hogganmis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hogganmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hogganmis loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing yellow tights and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.