Jamkadhim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent centipede.

Jamkadhim created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamkadhim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamkadhim, it will cry a lot.

Jamkadhim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jamkadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing red trousers and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Feed all hungry moths.