Gamgudpop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy zebra.

Gamgudpop created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamgudpop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamgudpop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gamgudpop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gamgudpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to grasshopers while wearing black corsets.

5. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing white jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.