Faswodhug is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Faswodhug created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswodhug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Faswodhug, it will ignore you.

Faswodhug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Faswodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never talk about monkeys.