Buddibyam Tipxenhad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless giraffe.

Buddibyam Tipxenhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Buddibyam Tipxenhad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buddibyam Tipxenhad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Buddibyam Tipxenhad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Buddibyam Tipxenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Buddibyam Tipxenhad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed carrots to manatees while wearing green shirts.