Gofwotbon Omtventig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest snake.

Gofwotbon Omtventig created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofwotbon Omtventig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gofwotbon Omtventig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gofwotbon Omtventig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gofwotbon Omtventig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Gofwotbon Omtventig loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gofwotbon Omtventig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.