Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident lizard.

Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav, he will turn you into a goat.

Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Dobarmstaf Stertendudshav first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never write about asteroids.