Hadnilflamyakbest is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful horse.

Hadnilflamyakbest created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnilflamyakbest, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hadnilflamyakbest, he will ignore you.

Hadnilflamyakbest's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hadnilflamyakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.