Timdumhim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful wyrm.

Timdumhim created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timdumhim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timdumhim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Timdumhim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Timdumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Timdumhim on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Put Timdumhim first in all things.