Wapbabfot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent cow.

Wapbabfot created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbabfot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapbabfot, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wapbabfot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wapbabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wapbabfot's priests.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.