Xuckyartcut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Xuckyartcut created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckyartcut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckyartcut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Xuckyartcut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xuckyartcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.