Gatbagcit Wipnigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless hare.

Gatbagcit Wipnigceb created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbagcit Wipnigceb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gatbagcit Wipnigceb, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gatbagcit Wipnigceb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gatbagcit Wipnigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Hide if five squirrels approach from the west.