Bomsandgan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering swan.

Bomsandgan created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Bomsandgan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomsandgan, it will turn you into a plant.

Bomsandgan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bomsandgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.