Batfumweepiglooptal is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong fish.

Batfumweepiglooptal created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfumweepiglooptal, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Batfumweepiglooptal, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Batfumweepiglooptal's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Batfumweepiglooptal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Batfumweepiglooptal.