Flagjadtom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient crow.

Flagjadtom created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagjadtom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagjadtom, it will think nothing of it.

Flagjadtom's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Flagjadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Flagjadtom loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagjadtom.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.