Pangxucgab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow mink.

Pangxucgab created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Pangxucgab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pangxucgab, he will laugh at you.

Pangxucgab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pangxucgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing violet tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.