Padappnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating crow.

Padappnel created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Padappnel, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Padappnel, he will think nothing of it.

Padappnel's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Padappnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Padappnel loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.