Flislarnten is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest centaur.

Flislarnten created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flislarnten, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flislarnten, she will send minions to preach to you.

Flislarnten's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flislarnten's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never feed peas to swans while wearing skirts.

3. Put Flislarnten first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.