Flowbuswod Xemzigpig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying
walrus.
Flowbuswod Xemzigpig created the solar system four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowbuswod Xemzigpig, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Flowbuswod Xemzigpig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Flowbuswod Xemzigpig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Flowbuswod Xemzigpig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not sprint in public.
5. You must never eat peas.