Flowbuswod Xemzigpig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying walrus.

Flowbuswod Xemzigpig created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbuswod Xemzigpig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flowbuswod Xemzigpig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flowbuswod Xemzigpig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flowbuswod Xemzigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. You must never eat peas.