Lagdidsab Man is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate badger.

Lagdidsab Man created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lagdidsab Man, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lagdidsab Man, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lagdidsab Man's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lagdidsab Man's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing purple dresses.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lagdidsab Man.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.