Rutgidab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent alligator.

Rutgidab created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rutgidab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutgidab, she will come to you in dreams.

Rutgidab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rutgidab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near dolphins.

2. Hide if four rats approach from the south.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Rutgidab loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Rutgidab first in all things.