Nellkimvolfetcum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic shark.

Nellkimvolfetcum created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellkimvolfetcum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellkimvolfetcum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nellkimvolfetcum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nellkimvolfetcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nellkimvolfetcum's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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