Tabnatcud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective capybara.

Tabnatcud created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabnatcud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabnatcud, he will think nothing of it.

Tabnatcud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tabnatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tabnatcud on top of all buildings.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Tabnatcud on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Run away if three horses approach from the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.