Rowbodtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dolphin.

Rowbodtarg created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbodtarg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowbodtarg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rowbodtarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rowbodtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Rowbodtarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.