Stergutxuckqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain elephant.

Stergutxuckqueeg created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stergutxuckqueeg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stergutxuckqueeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Stergutxuckqueeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stergutxuckqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the east.

3. Never feed figs to mice while wearing black ear rings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not take Stergutxuckqueeg's name in vain.