Tinfarnlit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive dragon.

Tinfarnlit created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfarnlit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tinfarnlit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tinfarnlit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tinfarnlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.