Dotvonkdubsomlarn is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless
cow.
Dotvonkdubsomlarn created bats five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotvonkdubsomlarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dotvonkdubsomlarn, she will manifest in front of you.
Dotvonkdubsomlarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Dotvonkdubsomlarn's Holy Commandments1. Always help foxes in need.
2. Never go into indigo rooms.
3. Always wear white.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never look in ponds.