Buggarduss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful shark.

Buggarduss created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buggarduss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buggarduss, he will turn you into a goat.

Buggarduss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Buggarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not commit murder.