Rowflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, competent bat.

Rowflis created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowflis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowflis, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rowflis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rowflis' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to music.