Cidgepflab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid raven.

Cidgepflab created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgepflab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidgepflab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cidgepflab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cidgepflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Cidgepflab on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away from blue whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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