Tadzagdissdan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful shark.

Tadzagdissdan created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadzagdissdan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadzagdissdan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tadzagdissdan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tadzagdissdan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadzagdissdan.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.