Besstifsand is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm
capybara.
Besstifsand created viruses two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Besstifsand, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Besstifsand, he will destroy your home solar system.
Besstifsand's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Besstifsand's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Besstifsand in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never write about chlorophyll.
3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Besstifsand on top of important buildings.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.