Bugloptun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent frog.

Bugloptun created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Bugloptun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugloptun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bugloptun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bugloptun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if six shrews approach from the south.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.