Nibyimbast is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic dugong.

Nibyimbast created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Nibyimbast, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibyimbast, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nibyimbast's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nibyimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibyimbast.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.