Jeninglarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful swallow.

Jeninglarp created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jeninglarp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jeninglarp, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jeninglarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jeninglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing mauve trousers and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.