Dotbegtag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered jaguar.

Dotbegtag created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbegtag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotbegtag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dotbegtag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dotbegtag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dotbegtag seven times a day.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the south.