Botfummit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident deer.

Botfummit created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botfummit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botfummit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Botfummit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Botfummit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Botfummit on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.