Hugwaplist is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying horse.

Hugwaplist created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugwaplist, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugwaplist, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hugwaplist's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hugwaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.