Nurrullwan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive fly.

Nurrullwan created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nurrullwan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurrullwan, she will not care at all.

Nurrullwan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurrullwan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nurrullwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.