Dutxemmot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody dolphin.

Dutxemmot created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutxemmot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutxemmot, she will not care at all.

Dutxemmot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dutxemmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Worship no other gods but Dutxemmot.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. You must pray to Dutxemmot six times a day.