Pidtarpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous wyvern.

Pidtarpop created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtarpop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidtarpop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pidtarpop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pidtarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing white coats.