Bithunfudven is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow shark.

Bithunfudven created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bithunfudven, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bithunfudven, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bithunfudven's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bithunfudven's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Run away from cyan porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear magenta coats.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.