Latnadgid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate coyote.

Latnadgid created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnadgid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latnadgid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Latnadgid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Latnadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away from red voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Always wear mauve.