Bombudwit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest giraffe.

Bombudwit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombudwit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bombudwit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bombudwit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bombudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. You must pray to Bombudwit six times a day.

5. Never talk about cell theory.
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