Renfiddud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong wyvern.

Renfiddud created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Renfiddud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renfiddud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Renfiddud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Renfiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.