Fumsuggidpomhog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Fumsuggidpomhog created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsuggidpomhog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumsuggidpomhog, he will not care at all.

Fumsuggidpomhog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fumsuggidpomhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.