Tinsasgofvol is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient meerkat.

Tinsasgofvol created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsasgofvol, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tinsasgofvol, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tinsasgofvol's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tinsasgofvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.