Jadnutnak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid gerbil.

Jadnutnak created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadnutnak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jadnutnak, she will laugh at you.

Jadnutnak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jadnutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never look at stars.